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saskiavalentineapologist · 7 years ago

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Can you tell me more about Jubilee and DeLune? Jubilee is your character, right? They both sound like great characters!

ANON YOU JUST SAVED MY LIFE

hooo ok. ok so. ok so listen. listen.

we gotta get something out of the way realquick: whenever i talk about DeLune and Jubilee–or really just DeLune–i getso incoherent and flail-y i just. i love DeLune so much, she’s been in mythoughts every day for the past month+ no lie

ok so. @fatalcookies createdDeLune as an npc for a campaign she’s going to run, in which I’m going to be aplayer, playing as Jubilee Waters, the gayest tiefling you’ll ever meet (as ofyet, there has not been a single game. I’m obsessing over a character i haventplayed as and her girlfriend. i know. I’m ridiculous)

..let’s introduce Jubilee, then DeLune, theni’ll talk a little about their relationship and maaaaybe go into the au’s I’vecooked up for them. that sounds good, yeah let’s do that

Jubilee Waters. she’s from a small mountaincommunity where tieflings are more accepted than in other places. This mountaincommunity is also known for its arts

Jubilee was abandoned on the church ofPelor’s doorstep at birth, and was taken in by one of the people whoworked in the church, a laborer/cook/whatever they needed her to be named MariaWaters.

Jubilee grew up healthy and strong, and wasquick to pick up the ways of both a cleric and an artist; shaping her own hornsinto works of art and also taking up painting as a hobby, all while training tobe a holy warrior who fought in the name of Pelor, god of the sun. She excelledat the healing arts, and it was only because of her desire to help peopleoutweighing her need for glory that she went down the cleric path instead ofthe paladin path. (that and i reallllly wanted to play a cleric, because ihavent yet)

except her mom didn’t want her to go out andadventure, because it was too dangerous. That was a point of contention for along time between them. Jubilee wanted to go out and help people, and hermother wanted her home and safe.

Eventually, Jubilee’s mother passed. Jubileestayed, mourned, and before too long had passed, she was out on the road,heading to destinations unknown in a quest with a single goal: help peoplewherever help is needed.

Eventually, she meets the group she’ll betraveling with in-game, and she goes on her merry way, eventually meetingDeLune

(I’ve been informed that DeLune probably won’tshow up until about halfway through the campaign, which on one hand makes me :(but on the other hand has built up the Hype of meeting her so much that i thinkwhen Jennie says “and in walks a half elven businesswoman” or somethingalong those lines I’m literally going to burst into tears of joy)

DeLune Candor…im trying to decide how much ican talk about.

you know what? i don’t think any of the otherplayers follow me, so the chances of them seeing this post are slim to none.I’m going in guns a’ blazin’

Her full name, I’ve found out, is Claire DeLuneCandor (which “Claire DeLune” means moonlight so they’ve already got thisgreat sun and moon dynamic going on which makes me Weak)

DeLune Candor is a ~55 year old (or theequivalent in half-elven terms) inventor turned businesswoman who is currentlythe head of a large family business that specializes in trading. The businessis booming, and it’s exclusively due to DeLune being at the head of thebusiness. She tries her best to run an ethical business, she’s a pointy-earedcapitalist, and i love her with my whole heart oh my god

She’s a workaholic, she is Fancy to the extremeand has quite the refined taste. She doesn’t like mincing words, she’svery direct and to the point, and she’s…i was going to say she’s perfectbut she’s not, she has flaws, but she’s so My Type that it hurts me and as suchi tend to gloss over her flaws. I love her with my entire heart, flawsand all tho?? I say i would die for a lot of characters but i would live forDeLune.

OH HOW COULD I FORGET!!!!the song that inspired this character is this song and the woman singing? Shirley Bassey?? is the voice andface claim for DeLune so you Know I’m all about this song, i’ve probablylistened to it a hundred times. i love that song

DeLune…..DeLune actually has a daughter namedCeleste who is around Jubilee’s age which makes things sorta awkward sometimesbut shh shh its perfectly fine shh it can be funny sometimes, ill get into that in a minute

she’s a huge lover of the arts and thesciences, having been an inventor at one point. the love of the arts manifestsitself in her giving patronage to many different artists and commissioningworks and stuff like that Its Good

hrrmm what else is there about DeLune that ican rant about. god i just. ok i just love her. i love her so much?? and shehurts me sometimes for reasons I’m not sure i can disclose at this point. to besafe I’m not going to go too much into it but…she gave up a lot for thefamily business. and i just want her to be happy and relaxed and without toomuch stress

Their relationship…hoogh

ok so they meet, right. and DeLune isimmediately interested in Jubilee’s horns, because they’re works of art andshe’s intrigued with how they came to be. And when Jubilee tells her that she’sbeen working on her horns since she was ten, and that they still require upkeepand management….DeLune has this “holy shit” moment. bc?? here let mefind a direct quote:

“–these are the work of a literallifetime and peoples’ /lives/ are the work of a lifetime and they can’tmaintain as much focus as this 90% of the time.”

so yes, DeLune takes notice in Jubilee becauseof her horns. And Jubilee like. she saw DeLune and she just got this momentof “holy moly I’m so gay” so like?? They both were somewhat interestedfrom the start, and it just evolved from there.

i imagine Jubilee tried to beat around the bushand be subtle about trying to get DeLune to date her but DeLune saw rightthrough it and was just like “…do you want to date me? is that whatyou’re getting at?” and jubilee was like “yes. yes yes yes please godyes"

and so?? they date??

and things go well!! they click reallynaturally and they enjoy each other’s company. They go to a variety offancy places and Jubilee is terrified each time because she doesn’t want to sayor do the wrong thing and end up embarrassing DeLune, but DeLune teaches herthe basics of fancy etiquette and that puts her at ease

…jennie and i have had a conversation abouthow DeLune just completely roasts someone who dared to make a comment aboutJubilee being a tiefling and honestly i saved that whole conversation and iread it when i get sad bc DeLune utterly destroying someone is just So Good

They have their arguments and theirdisagreements because Something (I don’t know what it is) happens around thesame time they meet each other that puts DeLune on edge and so there’sdefinitely conflict regarding this thing. I don’t know what it is but I know inmy soul that its going to hurt me whenever i find out

Hrmmm what else is there. I mean. they fuck. alot. like a lot a lot. god i love them. i just. god i love them.

and this is a thing that makes Celeste and Jubilee’s relationship kind of tense like?? Celeste doesn’t blame Jubilee for getting involved with DeLune, but she DOES blame DeLune for getting involved with Jubilee. and so

ok we’ve had this scene thought out where Celeste comes into the kitchen one morning to see Jubilee dressed in just a silk robe, hair a mess and out of it’s usual braid, leaning against the counter and drinking coffee. and they make eye contact and then that’s how Celeste gets confirmation that yes, her friend is banging her mom and I’m just over here like god fucking bless.

honestly I’ve saved that conversation too and it makes me giggle because Jubilee just. she sees celeste and she’s like “hi!! good morning!! do you want some coffee??” and celeste is just. no nonsense like. “Jubilee. were you sleeping with someone tonight?” and jubilee makes this face and it cracks me up every time.

and jubilee just makes the smallest “yeah” ever and celeste just. “and it was my mother, wasn’t it.” not even a question. she knows. but jubilee answers anyway, with another tiny “…yeah.” and then she just “please don’t be cross with her”

and then celeste breaks out the whiskey despite it being like. you know. breakfast. and god i love this family theyre so dysfunctional but god i love them

what else is there. they may or may not go to a small house in the countryside after everything is said and done, somewhere DeLune can make things and somewhere Jubilee can have a quiet life again. just the two of them, after DeLune gives up the reigns on the family business and god i love them. if there’s anything about them that has almost made me cry it’s this idea of them living a quiet life together, somewhere with a small workshop for DeLune and space for Jubilee and her god.

like. jennie killed me with this line:

a small little workshop, pen and paper, and a lover in her bed

…beautiful things they made together

artisan rugs are left back at a different home that she visits,sometimes, when she needs to–and besides it’s not half so beautiful as thesmile on Jubilee’s face when DeLune hand-feeds her a grape and catches atrickle of juice from the corner of her mouth with her thumb

AND OH!!!! THE PAINTING!!!!

ok so you know how jubilee paints?? she did a portrait of DeLune that she purposely left unfinished to represent that all things are a work in progress and GOD can you tell how much i love them yet they’re so good

but god, all i want is for them to be happy together. that’s all i want. i love them so much it hurts me

ok let’s get into those AUs

ok so. the aus. i made a list here of those aus but on one of them we’ve gotten real deep man

ok so. we havent gotten too deep into vampire/vampire hunter au but?? there’s some choice symbolism

i initially thought of DeLune as the vampire and Jubilee as theperson sent to kill her but they fall in love and run away together. the symbolism would be pretty choice here, DeLune representing the night (as her name means moonlight) and Jubilee with her divine connection to the sun, right

but I’vethought about it some more and the other way is also pretty choice like.

Jubilee as a prominent religious figure who had a fall from grace when shewas turned into a vampire. she fled, disgraced and outcast by the religion she had known for her whole life. and DeLune is theperson sent to hunt her down because in this au she’s probably like a goodwizard or something who knows. and so she finds this vampire and DeLune isgoing to bring her back alive, but they fall in love and run away together. but the SYMBOLISM

….Jubilee’s still a cleric of pelor, right. but now the sun burnsher and she can’t find solace in her god. but you know what light doesn’t hurt vampires?

MOONLIGHT

DeLune, symbolically the moon, giving her light and hope in a way thatdoesn’t hurt her. god i love the symbolism with these two its Good

and. then. the au we got deep in right.

crime boss au

an au where Jubilee is the new cop investigating this mob family, and falls in love with DeLune in the process.

one problem.

DeLune, unbeknownst to Jubilee, is the mob boss. she’s the leader of this crime family. she’s the head of the syndicate, and she knows that Jubilee is investigating her.

She, to her credit, tries to dissuade jubilee, tries to turn her away from her path because she knows that whatever happens, the outcome will hurt her. but Jubilee is bound and determined to make a difference, and she doesn’t heed DeLune’s advice

and Celeste shows up?? and she wants to tear this business apart to get her mom out, and her and jubilee team up because even tho jubilee doesn’t know that DeLune is the head of the mob or that Celeste is DeLune’s daughter, they have similar goals

and how does celeste find her, you ask? well. Jubilee lives in kind of a rough neighborhood, and has had her fair share of shitty things thrown at her, right. after Jubilee and DeLune started dating, all that stops.

so celeste tracks where things aren’t happening to determine where her mother has influence, and finds out that this cop is a link.

and then one day they’re working on something and Jubilee just like. stands up and starts getting ready and she’s apologizing and saying she’s late, and Celeste is like “?? late to what??” and Jubilee replies “I have a date with my girlfriend DeLune”

…and that’s how Celeste finds out just how Jubilee is linked to her mother. and god its so good bc she’s just. shocked. like. no. no this. what.

and so eventually, in this au, Jubilee goes into somewhere undercover to try and find out more about the mob, and gets caught. she’s cornered, on the ground, surrounded by people with guns, and then there’s the clicking of heels on linoleum and there’s DeLune. and all these people who were being threatening just stop

and DeLune kind of helps her up, dusts her off, and leads her out, all in silence, with only a biting retort to one of the henchmen who protests about Jubilee knowing too much.

and then. hoo this kills me. when theyre out of there and in the car, DeLune just says kind of quietly “Idid ask you not to dig too deep, darling.”

hooo boy that hurts me

so then DeLune takes jubilee back to her house and celeste is there so there’s a mother daughter reunion, and they go inside and jubilee almost just completely fucking loses it and she’s like “you know? if you were just a part of the syndicate i think i could’vedealt with that. but the boss?!” and then she gets real quiet for a moment and just. “how much of it was real? how much of it was you trying toget another cop in your pocket?“

and so celeste just nopes out of there and DeLune and jubilee have a long conversation where Jubilee is passive aggressive and petty to the extreme.

like DeLune basically tells her it’s easier to deal with when Jubilee’s angry in response to Jubilee losing some of her anger and getting kind of soft over the course of the conversation. so Jubilee’s like. “she wants me to be angry? fine. i can do that”

so she kicks her out of her house

and then soon after that she goes and she takes all of her things out of DeLune’s house. and DeLune has this heartbreaking line of “If you wish very much to be so utterly removedfrom me, only say the word. I will make certain you never see me again.”

and jubilee doesn’t respond. she just leaves. because she knows in her heart she wants to mend things, but at the moment she needs to process everything that’s happening. she isn’t processing it well bc she doesn’t deal with negative emotions well but she’s trying bless her

and so Celeste and DeLune and Jubilee tear down this mafia right, and then. god i love them. so DeLune and Jubilee agree to give it another shot after another long conversation, and that they’ll meet for lunch sometime and see where it goes

and. like in canon DeLune and Celeste’s relationship is strained at best, and so this au reflects that. but in this au i get confirmation that they definitely 100% make up and that gives me Life

so yes, that’s DeLune and Jubilee. god i love them. thank you so much for asking about them, you have no idea how hard i was laughing when i got this message bc i was like “I ACTUALLY TRICKED SOMEONE INTO CARING ABOUT THESE TWO OH MY GOD” and honestly? writing this up was a delight, thank you again for asking this anon!!!

#asks #anonymous #DeLune tag #Jubilee tag #JubiLune #roselyn plays dnd #amazing. fucking amazing

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k-thequeen-writings · 5 years ago

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Fandom Quest ch 16

Queen of Hearts

Iro stood on the mountain top, admiring the new island in the distance. After everything that had happened with Thanos and HYDRA, she finally had the opportunity to ask Chuck for his help in making a new island, the new Asgard. He’d shrugged and agreed, having nothing better to do.

“Iro? Are you coming? We’re going to be late.” Loki had turned back to look at her, already on his way back to the car. “Iro,” he called again, finally getting her attention.

“Sorry! I got distracted,” she chuckled, tucking a strand of her white hair behind her ear before skipping up to her partner, the two hurrying down to the car to head to the feast Thor had planned to thank Iro for her generosity. Once reaching the docks, the two got on the first boat to Asgard, getting ready for the event during the ride.

“Brother! Lady Iro! Glad you made it,” Thor greeted the pair with a smile. His clothing was flashier than usual, since this feast also acted as his coronation celebration. “This way, the meal will be served shortly.” He patted Loki’s back as a gesture for them to follow him to the palace’s outdoor dining that was big enough to fit all of the Asgardians. At least, all that survived the attack on the ship.

Thor sat at the head of the table, Loki next to him and Iro next to Loki, Valkyrie across from Loki, slightly glaring at him for his actions on Sakaar. Once the food had been served, Thor stood, drawing everyone’s attention to him and their conversations to a halt, everyone standing with him.

“I’d like to make a toast. To Iro, The goddess of Imagination for her bravery against the Mad Titan known as Thanos, and her way with words to provide us a new Asgard,” he gave Iro and Loki a small smile, raising his tankard to the air, everyone doing the same with their own drinkware. “We are forever in your debt, Lady Iro. You will always have a place in Asgard, a seat at my table, and an ally in my people. To the goddess!” With his finishing line, everyone cheered the words, Iro blushing at the attention.

Throughout the night, the group ate, drank, and enjoyed each other’s company. It had gotten late, and almost everyone had returned home, aside from the ones closest to the king. While Thor and Loki were having a conversation, Iro had left to explore the gardens, the two brothers unaware of her absence for at least thirty minutes.

“Casual conversation aside, brother. When will you be returning home? Even with your tricks, you are an Asgardian and a prince,” Thor’s voice was a bit stern, the man leaning forward on the table as he awaited an answer from his brother.

Loki was a bit surprised by the question, given everything he had done in his past, but the fact that Thor had asked shouldn’t have surprised him. The god was quiet, looking down at the liquid in his cup. It was enough of an answer for Thor, the man planting a gentle smile on his face as he sat back in his chair.

“You weren’t planning on coming back, other than visiting, were you?”

Loki’s head shot up, looking to his brother for a moment before answering with a head shake. “I may be a prince of Asgard, but this is not my home, not anymore at least.” he glanced over to his side, now noticing Iro wasn’t there. A hint of worry shocked Loki, the man abruptly standing, “Sorry brother, I need to find Iro.” Without waiting for a response, he hurried to find the woman.

After searching everywhere in the palace, kitchen first, there were no signs of her. While looking in one of the rooms, he had walked past a balcony that overlooked the gardens. Guided by a hunch, he looked over and almost immediately spotted her white hair shining in the moonlight. Hurrying down, he slowed his pace as he got closer to her, observing her actions from afar.

“Min skjebne,” the woman practically jumped from her skin, turning to face him with a hand on her chest. She was so lost in thought that she hadn’t noticed him. “You seem very distracted today. Is something bothering you?”

Iro hummed, biting her lip and crossing her arms over her chest as he walked up to her. “Yeah…” she hesitated before continuing. “Kate asked me to take over as queen. But…”

“But what, darling?” He was a little concerned, she normally never acted like this.

“I want to say yes this time, start things over for me, but I would like a king to rule with me and help me.” She now looked up at him through her lashes, waiting for an answer.

The comment made Loki feel like his heart fell to his stomach. Even if she didn’t want him, he’d support her unconditionally. “Oh, well… who were you thinking to fill that role?”

The nervousness quickly left her features, the woman giving him a funny look. He was an idiot. “Loki, I want you!” she chuckled, shaking her head a bit. For a god, even he couldn’t get the hint. Maybe she was too subtle?

He stared at her for a moment, her question finally clicking. Loki pinched the bridge of his nose, put his hand on his hip, and let out a sigh. “Iro, I got a better proposal from a horse,” he commented before digging in his pocket. “Here, let me show you a better one.” He pulled out a small velvet box from his pocket and got down on one knee, opening the box and presenting it to her. “Iro, yes we haven’t been together for long, but there is a reason we keep coming into each other’s lives, and the reason why I call you ‘my destined’. Will you do me the honor of being your husband and king?”

Iro was stuttering as she gestured between the two, her brain trying to wrap around what exactly just happened. “Uh… Loki, did you just answer my proposal by proposing?”

“I did.”

She chuckled, shaking her head a little at the action before holding her hand out to him, “Yes Loki.”

The god smiled, gently placing the silver ring on her finger. In the center was an Alexandrite stone, swirling with blues, greens, and purples. Small diamonds lining the band. “I would hope so, you did propose to me first,” he chuckled, standing and cupping her face, pulling her into a gentle kiss. As they kissed, Thor, the creepy brother who was watching the interaction, had fireworks set off from the top of the palace.

The pair jumped at the first bang from the display, watching the colors burst in the air, Loki’s arm around her waist, keeping her close to his side. “Ya know, I’m honestly surprised you didn’t do your signature colors,” Iro teased, gently jabbing him with her elbow.

“Oh, don’t worry my dear. That’s what the wedding ring will look like,” Loki winked before picking her up over his shoulder, the woman squealing as he made his way back to the docks.

“Loki! Put me down!”

The next morning the two had gone back to work at the military base doing the usual tedious tasks. Around lunchtime, Iro had called Kate into her office so she could inform her of the news. The Winchester was ecstatic by the news and pulling them both into a hug.

“That’s great! I’ll get to planning the wedding, making your crowns and outfits, and we’ll be set for the ceremony on Saturday!” Kate squealed.

“Wow!” Iro stepped back raising an eyebrow at Kate’s comment, “Kate, today is Wednesday! That gives you two full days! Is that even enough time?” She sounded a bit worried by the time constraint. Although the question was more directed to herself, the goddess worried about everything she had to get done by then.

“Oh -” Kate smirked, crossing her arms, “- don’t underestimate us Othesians, Iro. We can get shit done.” She winked, clicking her tongue before heading to work, leaving the two gods a little dumbfounded.

“She’s serious? A wedding and a coronation at the same time, two days from now?” Loki questioned, glancing down at his fiance.

“I guess so," she shrugged before her attention was grabbed by her office phone ringing. “Yes, Julie? Okay, send 'im in.” With the end of the phone conversation, Iro went back to talking to Loki about how it will probably play out, or at least how she’s thinking it’ll play out.

Before long, there was a knock on the door, that neither party heard. The recruit in question slowly opened the door, clearing his throat to draw the god’s attention. His bronze hair and blue eyes were not a sight to forget, Iro stiffening, eyes wide and her body slightly shaking as she stared at the man. Her shaking so subtle that only someone standing right next to her, Loki in this case, could notice it.

“I apologize for interrupting -”

That voice.

“- but may I come in? I came to speak with the Sergeant Major about joining?” The man opened the door a little more, half his body already in the room.

Iro couldn’t respond, she couldn’t even process her hand letting go of the glass in her hand, which Loki caught before it could hit the ground. “Iro!” he called as he caught the drinkware, shaking his head at the woman who still seemed to be in a trance. “Please come in, I apologize for her actions,” Loki gave the man a smile as he came further into the room, shutting the door behind him. “Iro, snap out of it please,” Loki whispered, gently patting her back to shake her out of whatever trance she was in.

Loki barely had to touch her to get her to move, the woman striding over to her guest, stopping about a foot in front of him, the man staring at her with slightly wide eyes, worried she was going to do something to him. Iro went to touch his face, hesitating the closer she got. Her fingers just barely touching his face before she gasped and recoiled, holding her hand to her chest as she stared at him.

The man let down the act, his eyes softening and a small grin appearing on his face. “Hello, Althea,” he responded, waiting for an answer.

“Althea has been dead for a long time,” Iro blinked a couple times, calming down just a little. "The real question is why aren’t you? I… I saw you… I saw you burn. I saw you melt and scream from the pain! How are you alive?” she exclaimed, tears coming to her eyes the more she thought about the scene.

“I never died, actually. All I know is that I’ve been looking for you all this time, and finally, thanks to that angry, purple raisin of all people -” he scoffed at the thought, “- I’ve found you. Isn’t that exciting?” he cheered a little, gently grabbing her shoulders as the smile on his face grew.

Iro gasped again, stepping back, and into Loki on accident, and shook her head. “You’re in. Go start your training,” she moved away from Loki, to open her office door, looking at the floor as she waited for the man to leave.

“Althea -”

“Now, Callisto!” she raised her voice, squeezing her eyes shut as she waited for him to leave the room. Once he did, she slammed the door behind him, placing one hand on the door and the other over her face as she began to sob.

“Iro? What’s the matter?” Loki asked, his tone filled with worry as he walked up to her, gently placing a hand on her back. She was quick to react this time, throwing herself into his chest, the man groaning a little from the surprise weight addition to his chest, but he gladly held her as she sobbed into his clothing.

“One less… one less person dead because of my mistakes!” she spoke, turning her head so she could breathe, her ear to his chest as she listened to his heartbeat. “One less nightmare to haunt me, a few pounds off my shoulders…” She finally gathered her composure, looking up at his worried eyes with a small smile. Just moments had passed and he could actually see a difference in her eyes. How had he not known this? “I feel like I can breathe easier, Loki.”

He quickly shifted the look on his face to a more comforting one, giving her forehead a gentle kiss. “I’m glad, my love,” he whispered, laying his head on top of hers as he pulled her closer.

Later the next day, which happened to be Iro’s day off, the pair consulted with Kate and Sam about wedding plans. Loki left with Sam to get his measurements, while Iro went with Kate. After describing roughly what kind of outfit they wanted, they got their measurements not only for the outfits but also for their custom crowns. It had become a tradition that the current king and queen design the crowns for the ones taking over, no matter the relation.

After measurements, the four met up and left to the church that Kate was thinking about having the event in. “Isn’t it too small? All of Othos, along with our personal loved ones, have to fit, right?” Iro asked, a bit confused about what Kate had planned.

“Yes, ma’am! That is how this works, but don’t worry about the size, I have that covered. Do the two of you like the interior, though? That’s the important part. Along with the exterior, of course.”

Iro hummed, admiring all the colors in the room. Before making her decision, she wanted to hear what Loki had to say. “Loki? Thoughts?” He was quiet for a moment, looking around the room. “I know Christianity isn’t your religion, so we don’t have to have it in a church if you don’t want to.”

Shaking his head at her concern with religion, he took her hand and led her up to the front, where they would take their vows. Standing at the top, he took both of her hands, like they were rehearsing the day. A blush creeping onto Iro’s face as she followed his lead. With a large smile, he gave her a nod. “Yes, love. I like this place.”

“But your religion?”

“That doesn’t matter to me, Iro. You should know that. If I like it, I like it. That’s all there is to it.”

Breaking the two from their moment, Kate having cleared her throat to get their attention. “So, this is the place?” she asked, holding her hands together in anticipation. The two nodded and she gave a small cheer, heading outside without even bothering to check if the others were following her as she began her little rant about decor.

“Kate, I don’t mean to stop you, but it’s getting kind of late and I have to work tomorrow.”

“Oh yes! I’m sorry,” Kate chuckled a little, rubbing the back of her neck. “Don’t worry about anything else, I can handle the rest. I already know who all you’d want to invite,” she gave the two a thumbs up, a large smile still on her face. Iro couldn’t tell if she was just excited to be demoted, or if she was truly this excited for the wedding.

“And make sure to get plenty of rest tomorrow! You’ll be waking up at seven in the morning to start getting ready. Then you have a busy night Saturday, am I right?” she smirked, giving Loki a wink as she jabbed his side a little, both Iro and Loki blushing at her comment.

“Kate, honey -” Sam chimed in, gently grabbing his wife and pulling her away from the gods, “- you’re acting more like Dean every day and it’s kinda scary. Come on, we have stuff to do.”

As the queen was drug off by her husband, Iro cleared her throat a bit, glancing up to Loki. She normally didn’t feel embarrassed like this, but Kate just had to go and comment about the wedding night. “Shall we head home?” Loki hummed a bit, still enjoying the scene of the queen throwing a fit.

Once they were home, the two got ready for bed and had some tea before heading to bed. Once the lights were off, other than the light on the nightstand, Loki was reading and Iro was already huddled and trying to sleep.

“Min skjebne?” Iro hummed, not bothering to turn around just yet. “Can I ask you something? About the wedding?”

Narrowing her eyebrows a bit, she turned over to look at him, “Yeah, go ahead.”

“Are you… nervous? For that night?” Loki wasn’t worried about it at all, given that he has actually given birth before, but what experience did she have? It was also Tom being worried about how Katy would handle the situation.

Iro blushed, giving the man a small smile as she studied his eyes, “Is this Loki asking Iro, or Tom asking Katy?” she asked quietly, adjusting so she was in a more comfortable sleeping position.

Damn. She figured it out. “A bit of both?” he chuckled a little, his currently blue eyes shining down at her. She only smiled a little and responded with a teasing ‘a little’ before turning back around and ignoring his question as to who was answering. With a defeated sigh, he focused his attention back on his book, reaching to grab her hand, which she gladly offered.

The next day went smoothly, up until the afternoon anyway. Iro and Loki were supposed to be heading back home to get some rest in preparation for the next day. Iro was currently headed back to her office from checking in on one of the on-going experiments when Callisto spotted the woman and quickly trotted up to talk with her, Iro greeting him with a smile.

The two kept up the friendly conversation, mainly talking about what had happened over the years. She informed him of her many adventures across the stars and worlds and he, in turn, told her about his own. Although once the two were out of the eyes of others, which happened to be right down from her office, he didn’t hesitate to switch to a more romantic topic.

“So, I was actually wanting to ask if you’d like to go out with me this weekend? If you aren’t busy, of course,” the man seemed timid as he spoke, barely looking her in the eye.

“Oh, I - I’m sorry Callisto but I’m actually engaged.” She gave a half-hearted smile to the man. Yes, she’d had a thing for him in the past, but that was so long ago that the feelings had morphed into something other than love.

His eyes darkened a bit at the comment, the look he gave her was almost lustful. “Althea, hun, come on -” he scoffed, walking toward her and making her back up against the wall, placing a hand next to her face, “- do you really think that I care about that?”

Her eyes widened a bit at his comment and actions. This wasn’t how she remembered him acting. “Beg your pardon?” she questioned, unsure if she had actually heard him correctly.

“Okay, fine. You can stay with your fiance, I don’t mind being your side-man. Although eventually, I’ll get you to break up with, sound good?” he smirked, pulling some of her hair behind her ear.

“Enough!” she pushed him away, crossing her arms. “This is not the man I remembered from Greece, Callisto.”

“Oh, come on, Althea -”

“I told you, she’s dead.”

“Whatever! I’ve come all this way, over all these years, just to have you. Can’t you just do that much?” he went to cup Iro’s face, but his wrist was grabbed before he could reach her, Loki glaring down at him like a demon butler from hell, Callisto looking up to Loki.

“What the hell do you think you’re doing to my bride?” Loki’s voice was cold enough to make the devil have chills, and his skin now had blue undertones, like it was slowly switching to a shade of blue.

“Hey, you’re not married yet, so I still got a chance here!” Callisto pulled his wrist away, rubbing at the beginnings of frostbite on his wrist. “And what the hell did you just do to me? My arm is freezing!”

“The lady told you no. If you had any knowledge at all, which I would hope you do, given your age, you would know what that means. I’ll only say this once. Back off.” He stood guard in front of Iro, his stance confident and his posture tall as he looked down at the man in front of him.

Callisto was quiet, glancing from Loki to Iro before huffing and walking off. “Callisto,” Iro called before he had gotten too far, the woman glaring at him while Loki’s attention was on her. Callisto quickly turned on his heels, hoping she would confess feelings for him and not Loki. “If you don’t know your place, your death will be permanent, and it will not be because of my mistake, but my right choice. Do I make myself clear?”

His eyes widened a bit at her words before they filled with anger, Callisto finally rushing off to his barracks.

With a sigh of relief, Iro turned to Loki with a kind, apologetic smile, “I’m sorry about that, Loki.”

He shook his head, taking her hand and leading her outside so the two could head home, “Don’t be, my dear. I trust you.” The god with trust issues couldn’t have given her a better answer. The large smile on her face causing one to grace him as well. When they got home, Katy actually left the palace to stay there for the night, following the tradition that it’s bad to see one another on the day of the wedding.

When morning came, Kate woke up the goddess early in the morning, and Sam went to get Loki. The two women had breakfast together and the men did the same, starting the long day off with a nice meal. The wedding was set to start at two, and damn did time fly by quickly. There were royal staff members running around the castle, helping not only Kate, but the women she had picked as bridesmaids, and the bride herself get ready.

Sam had taken Loki straight to the castle to get himself, the groom, and his groomsmen ready. The task wouldn’t be as hard for him, ya know, with them being guys and all.

Thanks to the Weasley twins, the small church was currently much bigger on the inside as everyone slowly made their way inside to watch the double ceremony. Like usual, the seating arrangement was with the bridesmaids and groomsmen in the front, family behind them, and friends before the rest.

Sam led Loki to the podium, groom dressed in a black, fantasy-style outfit. With Thor standing by his brother’s side, Sam left to go to the back to walk Katy town the aisle. When the music started, Loki grew more and more anxious as either bridesmaids and groomsmen walked down the aisle. Most he recognized, but a few people were new.

Finally, the traditional Here Comes the Bride song began playing, and everyone stood, looking back to the doors as Katy and Sam emerged. Her lace gown complimented her features, and surprisingly her white hair, despite the barely-there color difference. Her hair was tied back in a fancy version of a ponytail with some flowers intertwined throughout the white locks.

Loki could feel his face heat up, and he couldn’t look away from his bride, nor did he want to. The more he watched and took in the scene around him, the more he couldn’t wait for her to reach him.

I can’t wait to marry her. His eyes widened a bit, and he shook his head slightly before returning his attention to Katy. Stop that, Tom. That’s creepy, don’t tell her that. The man quickly pulled himself from his thoughts as Katy finally reached him, her beautiful Caribbean eyes brighter than he’s ever seen them. There wasn’t an ounce of any emotion other than pure happiness. The look on her face made Tom all the more excited to see her with the same expression in the real world, if that’s what their future held.

“Take care of her, okay?” Sam spoke softly, trying to hide the slight worry in his tone. He didn’t exactly have his doubts about the couple, but he did worry, knowing what happened with her past relationships. Loki gave him a nod. Sam then turned back to Katy, giving her a small smile and gently kissing her cheek. “Try not to drive him too crazy,” he whispered, causing the girl to chuckle before he handed her off to Loki, the groom helping her up the steps as Sam went to stand by his wife and the crowd sat back down.

“You look gorgeous, my love.” Loki looked her up and down, a smile on his face as he gently squeezed her hands. Before she could respond, Chuck cleared his throat a little, grabbing the ribbon for the handfasting ceremony.

“Are you ready?” The two nodded to Chuck who gave a smile and started the ceremony. “Loki and Katy -”

“Iro,” the woman whispered, giving him a small grin.

With a small laugh, Chuck nodded, “Loki and Iro, I bid you look into each other's eyes -” the two did as told, along with holding each other’s hands. “Will you honor and respect one another, and seek to never break that honor?”

“We will,” they said together.

With their confirmation, Chuck draped the first cord over their hands. “And so the first binding is made. Will you share each other's pain and seek to ease it?”

“We will.”

He draped the second cord across, “And so the binding is made. Will you share the burdens of each so that your spirits may grow in this union?”

“We will.”

He draped the third, “And so the binding is made. Will you share each other’s laughter, and look for the brightness in life and the positive in each other?”

“We will.”

He draped the fourth, “And so the binding is made.” Chuck tied the cords together, sending them a smile. “Iro and Loki, as your hands are bound together now, so your spirits are joined in a union of love and trust.

“Above you are the stars and below you is the earth. Like the stars, your love should be a constant source of light, and like the Earth, should be a firm foundation from which you grow.” Iro and Loki pulled their hands away from the newly formed knot, Chuck handing the item to Thor. “You may now exchange your vows at this time.”

Both Loki and Iro shared the same vows to each other; traditional Celtic vows.

“You are the blood of my blood, and the bone of my bone.

I give you my body, that we two might be one.

I give you my spirit, ‘til our life shall be done.

You cannot possess me, for I belong to myself. But while we both wish it, I give you that which is mine to give.

You cannot command me, for I am a free person. But I shall serve you in those ways you require and the honeycomb will taste sweeter from my hand.

I vow to you the first cut of my meat, the first sip of my wine.

From this day it shall be only your name I cry at night, and into your eyes that I smile each morning.

I shall be a shield for your back as you are for mine, nor shall a grievous word be spoken about us, for our marriage is sacred between us and no stranger shall hear my grievance.

Above and beyond this, I will cherish and honor you through this life and into the next.”

Loki and Iro then exchanged their rings and Chuck told them to kiss, which they gladly did. After they were pronounced man and wife and the crowd died down, Chuck stepped off to the side, Kate and Sam taking his place. Kate wore a red, medieval-styled royalty dress, and Sam wore a suit fit for a king, their crowns atop their heads.

“Iro...” Kate began, giving her dear friend a smile. “If it were not for you, this island, the people, and I would not be here. You’ve been with us from the beginning, and I couldn’t think of a better person, godly or human, to take the throne, nor would I want another. You are my friend, and you are my family. We’ve had our troubles, but we’ve always gotten through them. On this day, my friend, I entrust the kingdom given to me by birthright, to you.” Kate then turned to Loki, also giving him the same smile she gave Iro.

“Loki. You are the Norse God of Mischief, and your past caused me to worry about Iro’s decision to have you as her King. Throughout this short time, though, you have proven me wrong, which is something even my husband has a hard time doing.” The crowd laughed at her small joke before quieting down for her to continue.

“You have helped my country, which you had no connection to at the time, and I owe you my life for that selfless act. You have also assisted me in protecting my friend during her recent hardships, which is something that I cannot thank you enough for.” Kate gestured for two large, fancy boxes to be brought over, one could assume they were the crowns. “Please turn to face the crowd and get on your knees.” Iro and Loki did as they were told.

Once they faced away, Kate opened the box holding Iro’s crown and Sam opened Loki’s, the two pulling them out and placing the crowns on their heads. Iro’s was gold with white diamonds around it and an emerald on each major piece of the crown, circling all the way around. Loki’s was a simpler golden crown with diamonds accenting the piece.

Kate gave a small sigh once the crowns were on their heads, swallowing the lump in the back of her throat. The moment was bittersweet. She was finally stepping down to live a more normal life, which she’s been wanting for years, but she would also miss it, in her own way. She and Sam were ecstatic for their friend who has finally found someone who made her happy! And he’s a god od all things, so there’s a much smaller chance of him dying. For all the shit she’s been through, she deserved the best.

“Iro, Goddess of Imagination. Loki, God of Mischief. Please rise not only as husband and wife, not only as the godly beings you are, but as the new rulers of this beautiful country of Othos.” The pair rose and so did the crowd's cheers.

With a large smile on her face, Iro turned and pulled Loki into a kiss, the woman chuckling a little once they pulled away, “Party time?”

“Whatever you wish, my queen,” he whispered, taking her arm in his and leading her out to their next destination for the evening.

Surprisingly, from the time everyone had gotten to the church, to the time Iro and Loki returned to the castle, the staff had already completely moved the Winchesters out and moved in the Laufeyson’s. Once returning to their new home, Katy wasted no time before plopping onto the master bed with a sigh of relief. She enjoyed the wedding day, but it was already past midnight and she was exhausted.

Loki chuckled a little at her actions, locking the door behind him as he walked in. “My queen,” he hummed, walking over to the bed. There was only a grunt out of the woman. “Iro, it’s not time to sleep yet,” he chuckled, crawling onto the bed next to her before moving to hover above her, gently moving some strands of hair out of her face, the gesture finally making her open her eyes.

“Why is that?” she replied, a small smirk on her lips as she looked up at her new husband.

“Because...” he purred into her ear, moving to kiss her neck before he continued, his hand making its way down her body to pull up her skirt. “I haven’t made you mine yet, darling,” he growled, his voice vibrating off of Iro’s throat, causing her to bite her lip in anticipation.

Iro tangled her fingers in Loki’s hair, giving it little tug which caused him to gently bite down on her collarbone. “Didn’t you do that by marrying me?” she asked, faux innocence in her voice.

The man scoffed, lifting his head up to look her in the eye. “I meant in the bedroom, min skjebne.” There was lust in both of their eyes, both anxious for what was to come next.

“If that’s the case -” Iro gently pushed Loki off her and onto his back, switching their positions and resting her forehead on his, “- I need you to wake Tom up, not just keep him dormant.” She closed her eyes as she whispered to him.

Loki’s eyes widened a bit, turning to the color blue of Tom’s eyes for just a moment before they turned back to green, the man closed his eyes as a smile appeared on his face, “He’s gone, love.”

With the confirmation, Iro gave him a kiss before pulling away and straddling his lap, moving Loki’s hands to the buttons on her dress. “Well take me, my king”

The next morning, Iro awoke to the sunlight shining in her eyes. With a groan, she turned over to be greeted by a dress in place of her husband. It wasn’t surprising that he would lay one out for her. Sighing, she reached over to the nightstand and pressed the button on the little intercom built into, requesting a maidservant to come help her get ready for the day.

After getting ready she left to go down to the military base, finding her husband in the foyer talking contractors and decorators about some plans he hand. “Loki? You weren’t going to talk to me about any of these ideas you’re spewing?” Iro chuckled a little, hurrying down the stairs and over to Loki who greeted her with a smile.

“Good morning, my queen,” he pulled her close to her, gently kissing her head as his arm was wrapped around her waist. “There were a couple of things that needed repairs done, but I was going to offer some suggestions about some decor ideas I had.”

Iro narrowed her eyes, not completely believing him with the last claim. “I like these plans. They fit us,” Loki nodding, agreeing with her choice. “I’m sorry, love but I gotta go. Paperwork time at the base.” She kissed his cheek before the two exchanged farewells and she left with a couple guards.

Once there, everyone she passed greeted her like an old friend, saying how much they missed her. First on her agenda was to get Hestia moved off of the base and over to the castle, which she instructed a couple of the military men to do for her. After that, she went to talk to Kyoya and say her goodbyes. Lastly, she headed to her old office, which was about to become Kates, catching the attention of Callisto when she passed him.

“Althea! Hey!” he called, a large smile on his face at the sight of the woman. Rushing over to her, he was stopped by the two guards blocking him. “What’s the deal man?”

“Few people get close to the queen without her confirmation, you are not one of them.”

“Queen? Althea tell them I’m a friend!” He begged.

“Are you?” she snapped, crossing her arms as she turned to look at the man. “Last I remember, Callisto, you tried to jump me and make me jump on my husband. Why would I consider you a friend anymore?”

“I just want to talk, Alth -” he stopped, remembering she got upset last time she was called that, “- Iro. Please? It involved an apology.”

She perked up a bit at his words, hanging on to the last bit of hope that he was the same man she once knew. Finally, she continued walking to the office, gesturing to let him follow her. He gave her a ‘thank you’, but she was quiet until they got to the office. Iro sat in the main chair, while Callisto sat in one of the chairs meant for guests.

“If you want to talk, you might wanna start,” Iro told him, eyes and attention focused more on the paperwork in front of her.

“Well, first I’d like to apologize for what happened the other day. I was stuck on how happy I was to see you again, that I couldn’t control myself. I wanted you again, but more than I had before. I mean -” he chuckled a little, “- I was looking for you for thousands of years! Why would you be surprised I had a reaction like that?”

Iro sighed, turning her attention to him as she glared at him. “You’re not supposed to try and look for someone for thousands of years, Callisto! What if I had been dead? You would have wasted this gift of yours looking for me!”

“What else was I supposed to do?” he acted submissive, a little taken aback by her words.

“You’re not supposed to hold onto a person the way you did, but hold onto the memories you had with that person and grow from your experience.”

“But, you held onto me that way, the way I did, I mean.”

“No, I held on a different way.”

“How was it different?”

She groaned in frustration, slamming her fist on the desk, “I held onto guilt! I felt guilty and dragged down with the guilt that I was the one who caused your execution!” The room was quiet for a moment before she sighed, rubbing her face a little. “What else did you want to talk about?”

“Well, I was hoping you could tell me about how you’ve changed, and what all you’ve done over the years. I heard from someone else here that you’re considered a god? That's amazing!” Iro was a bit surprised by the question, but gave him a small smile nonetheless.

The next hour had passed with her telling him all his stories, good and bad, telling him about her and everything in between. “Wait, you can fly?” He chimed in after doing nothing but mainly listening. “That's so cool! Do you have wings? What do they look like? Can you show me your wingspan and all that?”

The smile that was plastered on her face quickly faded, the woman clearing her throat and adjusting in her chair “I don’t actually have them right now.”

“What do you mean? You can’t just get rid of your wings,” Callisto chuckled a little, leaning back in his chair. Iro was silent, causing him to grow concerned. “Iro? What happened to you?”

She glanced up, opening her mouth to tell him about the event with Jason last month, but was interrupted by the office door opening.

“Iro! Are you ready for the ignition ceremony?” Loki smiled at his bride before seeing Callisto in the chair in front of him. Without hesitation, his new weapon appeared in his hand, pointed right at Callisto’s neck. “What is he doing here?” His tone was stern and his eyes were darker as he glared at the man.

“Hey hey!” Callisto held his hands up in defense, sending a pleading look to Iro. “Iro? A little help please?”

Rolling her eyes a little, Iro found the situation kind of comical but she wasn’t going to let Loki kill the man, at least not yet. “He’s okay, Loki. He apologized, you can put your weapon away.”

Loki narrowed his eyes at the Greek man before doing what his bride had asked. “Are you coming? It’s the queen's job to appoint the new Sergeant Major.”

“Yeah! Sorry, min skjebne.” Iro stood and took his hand, giving him a smile. “Callisto you might want to get back to work. I’m not your boss anymore, I don’t know how well she’d take to you slacking.” With that, Iro and Loki left to go find Kate.

“What were you two talking about?” Loki questioned as they walked, glancing down at Iro. She seemed a little shaken. What had happened?

“Nothing really. He wanted to know what I’ve been up to all these years, and wanted to apologize.”

“That was it?”

“That was it.”

She was lying, at least to an extent. There was something she wasn’t telling him. He didn’t know what it was, but the fact that Callisto was with her made his blood boil.

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I don’t even know how well I edited this. Probably poorly.

~ Minecraftian1213

That’s okay. I wrote it poorly XD sorry it’s a little late guys. I’m also going to do a separate post with the pictures of outfits and stuff.

~ K-The-Queen

#wedding #fandom quest #marvel #MCU #supernatural #Sam Winchester #greek gods #fanfiction #fanfic #loki (marvel)#loki laufeyson

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i dont have an ao3 but shout out to my homeboys

once upon there was a gay on th e moon bc of a really lovng alternate au idea where elc turened BAD and klaus had a 1000 year nap and it'd take too long to fucking explain this so just roll with it ok. this gay--its elcrest btw hes also a Bad Boy now; he rly likes hot topic and thinks those t shirts with sarcastic sayings are actually rly funny but we all know they aren't--was feleing emo bc he couldn't see his bf xen o bc he betrayed him. so he stayed in his room whining abt how fgay he was until eve showed up

"hey whats wrong elc mother is here for u" even tho shes like 5000 years old and looks like shes 2 and also a rock (but im not rockist guys i promise). elc looked at her with his optics shining in the pale argentate light. good thing hes the seme here bc otherwise he'd start crying. in reality he rly wanted to fucking bone xeno bc obviously they had a lot of gay sex b4 they tried to kkill his mom once nad staring at rocks all day kinda sucks.

a;so burnign alive but hes kind of over that phase.

"im sad my bf left me for 1000 years can i pls go back to earth my raging hard on can't be satisfied bc rocks. my dicks not a jack hammer even tho im jacking it all the time (thats what guys do right bitch i dont know)" eve was so offended she put her hands on her giant rock self thats not just herself. its rly fucking complicated shut up u came here for the gay sex not instructibles on how physical forms manifest.

"we dont say ROCKS in this household young man!!!!"

"ＢＵＴＭＯＯＯＭＭＭＭＭ sorry i forgot to turn off my seme voice lemme adjust my mic it happens when my dick is hard" elcrest coughed twice "ok sounds good, BUT MOM I RLY NEED TO NUT. YOU KNOW NUT I'M SAYING... ITS ALL OR NUTTING BUT MOSTLY NUTTING IN XENO'S SWEET HOT BUNS"

"stop talking abt nuts u disgusting boy fine, god, if u leave me alone u gaylord"

and then eve punched him so hard in the dick that elcrest landed on earth in a giatn crater. how hes still alive is bc he still had some continues left like in mario even though this is a srpg game. once elc recovered he struck a pose and laughed evilly while twirling his mustache.

"finally...... I have RETURNED for xeno's hot man breasts! the world cannot stop me now!!" he cackly cackkled and quickly ripped off the fake mustache he put on just for this one scene. then elc went on a quest to find where klaus was and bc the author is too lazy to write any tansitional scenes.

elc found him chilling in his bed reading a book that was called Sweets and You: Do sweets make u inherantly Gay? elcrest made the PFFT noise. ofc they make u gay, fuckiing idiot book. he could write better than that author. in fact, elcrest was gonna do that when he got home bc obviously if this trash is published any shit elc wrote would be good.

NO! he had to focus! but he couldnt stop staring at xenos man boobs and felt his dick get hard again. elc got a nose bleed too bc thats what happens in anime right. i played persona 4 i know what im about

"damn u xeno." elc said thru his nosebleed and klaus looked up bc the author cant fucking rmemeber who is klaus and who is xeno and was surprised i remmebred his name but could not remember remember the 5th of novemember

"what"

"XENO IT IS I" since h e was caught red handed he just kickflipped through the window anyway. he did a sick flip then stood in the middle of klauses room. klaus made a gay gaspp

"alto! what are u doing hre!?" klaus said, bc in this AU that was his codename. elc wanted to be currently doing that but eve said no. fuck his mom. except please dont bc i know you sick fucks are thinking abt it.

"I HAVE COME TO BRING YOU BACK TO THE GAY SIDE, XENO WE HAVE COOKIES. bc i really miss that bammin slammin bootilicious sex we used 2 have and you are in fact bammin slammin bootilicious. also have u heard the word and gospel of our savior mother" elc said gayly

"dude no please stop preaching in my house im a changed man now" xeno pirouetted out of bed

"cmon man im ur seme u cant refuse we made like a yaoi blood oath u cant go back on ur word" elc pushed him back on thebed bc he'd have his ass yet anyway so no real use getting up. bc what is consent anyway hes Bad

"o shit really huh" klaus paused in thougt and bad elc laughed evilly. his plan was working!! all he had 2 do was the final touches! i mean besides touching xenos dick or whatever we're not yet. sorry u have to suffer for ten more paragraphs for sweat boy on boy. elc then turned around an produced a kitty keyboard from the recesses of his coat tails. xeno made the :O face and elc sat down bc playing while standing rly fuckin g sucks

"i wrote this for u on the moon so you'll be hypnotized by my sick beats" then he pulled the mic out of the keyboard and made a sick beatbox noise. No i dont know what the fuck it sounds like just google it. klaus blushued and made another gay gasp and elc made the >:3 face

then be started to play the piano keyboard. he was playing cruel angel thesis, their theme song that they had decided at 1am while xeno was drunk af. it was their theme song despite none of them speaking fucking japanese but they just felt it in their SOULS. it was rly gay. elc was going so fucking hARD that his hard on was getting 40 hard ons. and thats four tens the hard ons. and its rad.

except the ebst part was it was all in meows so it spoke 2 klaus' furry soul.

klaus nyaed softly in surprise and suddenly all his memories of being xneo were restored!!! he gave into the desire that he craved in his soul and opened his big man arms bc for some reaon everyone thinks dudes are thirsty af. dont ask me why

"elc1!1 pls take me!! but be gentle my ass hasnt been ravaged in 1000 years (sick reference to hilda and altos magical wedding night by sorunort like, comment, subscribe for more sick referneces like this one)" xeno mewled like afucking furry and elc nodded once. xeno walked up to elc an touched his man boob sensually even tho xeno is like 60 feet taller than elc just imagine it ok

elc now has sunglasses just bc i think its a funny image

"xeno...... lets do it" elc said softly

"o h elc senpai......." xeno meowed

"and i'll keep my sunglasses on bc i hate the sun #moonlifeforever" and xeno gayzed into his emotion shields sensuallyier. then elc kissed him passionately and their tongues battled for dominance but we all know klaus is a fucking bottom bitch as stated in hilda and altos magical wedding night by sorunort paragraph 17 and 18 bc it was a dialogue.

then elc ripped off his clothes bc hes fucking JACKED and jACKED OFF and xeno gay gasped forlike the third time in this fic. elc was fuckign shredded. legends told of his abs but this time it was real. almost like the fact that shaved ice flavors dont actually exists the syrup is just food coloring. his dong dangled in the breeze and xeno was turned tf on so he took off his clothes too bc hes not a god damn animal god whats wrong with u elc.

except elc didnt take off the sunglasses like he promised so those were still on dont worry readers i got you covered.

"get on ur knees dude and give me a wet willy but like on my dick" elc demanded

"wtf no"

"dude u cant say no its a smutfic"

"ok yeah i guess i kinda do like sucking dick or somethign"

"PREPARE TO EAT YOUR LAST DICK, XENO" elc cackcled and then xeno succed his dick like no tomorrow. elc practically creamed right there bc he couldnt get his rocks off on the moon for 1000 years (hahaha no im not gonna stop makign rock jokes). also xeno has no gagreflex bc he succed dick like a thousand times. once that was over elc just punched his dick in xenos hot cross buns and xeno meowed again

"why are u still a furry after 1000 years" elc asked but continued to Ravage The Promised Ass

"do u nyat like it erucu-kun???" xeno purred and elc shook his head

"no ur still banging its ok"

NUT THEN (i wanted to write but but i typoed and decided to keep it its funnier this way) xenos ass started 2 glow with a new holy light

"WHAT tHE FUCK" elc yelled

"my ass was actually the only way we could turn u good again! the more u fuck me the gooder u are!" and elc gasped gayily! no! his plan was working against him! he could alredy feel the goodness (haha get it bc fucking is hot i guess) turning him good! he had 2 pull out but found he couldnt. xeno was just too bammin slammin bootlicious

"HOW DARE YOU TRICK, I, ELCREST THE CONDICKTOR" he roared and xeno was tuned on again bc roaring is prolly a furry thign im not a furry im sorry

"it was for ur own good elc bc i love you!" xeno dokied so hard there were shoujo sparkles and even elc got shoujo sparkles. his azure optics glew like stella glow and u could almost see constellations in them. except there were sunglasses so u couldnt actually see it but the reader can. xneo was right. he was his tru love..... not the Mother..... his mom was lame anyway all she did was talk to rocks

"xeno.............." elc said wiwstfully before bangin xeno harder. their bangin was so intense everyone could hear it in the kngihts barraks. it was so loud that even ana in her coma woke up for like a second to be like The Gays are At It Again. soon enough the banging was sucessful. elc glew in a beautiful magical girl ligtht and he was become good again. xeno shed a single tear but licked it away

"im cured! xeno ur ass did it! plus that was hot" elc smiled and im pretty sure xeno cried bc look at that man. hes so beautiful. please take the $2 from my purse. they embraced in a gay way. it was cute and xeno did a thumbs up and ana's face appeared at 20% opacity in the bg and she was also winking

"elc i am so glad u are back and i love u" then they made out. for a rly long time too bc theyre so fucking GAY good lord how could stella glow keep this under wraps. then they decidd they had to punch eve in the rock bc she was a dickw hile elc was being emo and stuff. BUT FIRST, xeno got porked lke 80 more times b4 then bc 1000 years does a lot do u.

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#choo choo motherfucker #im sorry

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trueaxpha · 8 years ago

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Please, this is just my own personal rant. This is NOT directed at any individual and I am not looking for a fight. I am simply getting my feelings and thoughts down in writing to help me vent. I'll ensure this is tagged appropriately and put under a 'Read More' to ensure it doesn't clog the dash and/or offend or annoy anyone with my ramblings.

I don't know about you but I feel entirely betrayed by a series of which I've poured my heart and soul into over the years. I've smiled, laughed, cried, grown and very much enjoyed Teen Wolf for as long as I can remember. I always remember being so skeptical about the show, especially after it's release around the time of Twilight and other supernatural themed films and shows. I didn't need another grumpy, romantic, angsty teen flick in my life so I darted around the show until it's third season came to play and I needed something to fill the void Being Human left after it's final episode aired over here in the UK - another series I hold very deeply in my heart.

And no, before you start tutting and saying 'oh no, you're one of them that started at season three!' I didn't, instead they randomly aired an episode from the first series here in the UK. I must of tuned in around half way through the episode and it was the scene where Scott's trying to howl into the school speaker system and it'll always be the most memorable moment for me. Just in that small scene I got to see both Scott and Stiles' personalities and thought 'wow, these two are quite the little duo - maybe this isn't what I thought at all.' So, I checked out the season from the start - having to watch everything online because there was no possible way to watch the series here and suddenly I was hooked. I finished the first two season very quickly, before moving onto the third.

And the third season stole my heart.

The acting, the storylines, the comedy, the character development and the way the introduced new characters to the fold worked so wonderfully. It was as if this series had found its feet. It's characters were strong and bold which a lot of teen dramas struggle with, most feel wishy washy and very centred around who's dating who and love arcs like that. Now yes, there have been love arcs from the start but they were done in such a way that they didn't feel too forced or felt fake. I admit, myself felt the Allison/Scott relationship felt a little forced in the first few episodes of the first season but was to be expected. However, it blossomed into this forbidden love that worked so well. I especially liked the way both went their separate ways: Allison/Isaac and Scott/Kira - both discovering more of themselves with these new relationships then coming around full circle again during the closet scene where both still clearly have feelings for each other and ultimately - Allison's Death.

Now, I'll be the first to admit and first to hold my hands up but when they introduced Malia as a recurring character I simply wanted to tear my hair out every time I saw her on screen. I don't know what it was about her, but she bugged the hell out of me at first and I found the sudden relationship with Stiles to be waaaay in my face and unnecessary (after all, I was always the one who wanted Stiles to be the single pringle forever because it felt relatable at the time and the 'I need to get laid now act' was priceless!). However, my opinion has changed greatly over the years - not only by my own understanding of their relationship but also the Malia rp'ers on her who actually opened my eyes to her character and let me love her so deeply. Their relationship is so important. Malia is Stiles' almost first everything (visa versa) and Stiles' keeps her so grounded, teaching, learning and loving. All of which has been forgotten this season.

If I was Scott on this season, trying to remember my best friend I would do absolutely anything in my power to get that person back (and this only lightly occurred last night). Sleepless nights, pouring over books, the endless agony of not knowing, the emotion - none of this has been shown! Scott has simply sat this season with nothing more than a wooden expression upon his face and no input into actually helping find his best friend and this is all down to poor writing. What happened to Scott McCall that saved everyone? That'd get so frustrated when he didn't have an answer, that'd do anything in his power to save the day and the people of beacon Hills? Where's he gone?! In the early seasons of Teen Wolf, Scott showed so much emotion and even a little bit of snark which was lost over the years, especially when he picked up the alpha role but I haven't felt Scott as the alpha this season or even last. He's character has simply weakened over the last couple of seasons and now feels like a background character - Even Liam has wolfed out more than Scott this season! I'm deeply saddened Tyler Posey hasn't picked up on this, or dare I say it 'hasn't cared' for his character considering he's been producing the last couple of series too. Scott was the most relatable to me early on, even if Stiles stole my heart first, Scott was the one I'd always come back to - his constant fight and good will which has sadly faded along with the strength of his character. If I had control over this season, I would simply ask that Scott had more drive in saving his best friend and perhaps even break that moral code and kill to get to him (character development and angst aftermath of it after, do I smell AU?).

Another factor I loved about this show was the relationship between Scott and Stiles which in my opinion IS the most important relationship of the series. But where has that all gone? Who are the first two characters you witness way in the beginning? Scott and Stiles. Circumstances: I'm gonna climb the roof of my best friends house to tell him about a body in the woods and OH SHIT IM HANGING FROM YOUR ROOF - hi Scott! This beautiful and comical entrance to the series was the most brotherly/best friend way to kick it off. Of course, they're relationship didn't need to do too much growing as it was already a pre-established relationship but we watched it become stronger, ultimately break for a bit before working things out. I am glad the winter finale gave us a lot more of these two as it's been entirely lacking over the course of the season. Lydia seemed to be the one getting her input in first before Scott which, in my opinion was a poor choice on the writers part. Scott has been there from day one, they're basically brothers whereas Lydia has barely shown any interest up until this point and is suddenly on the 'I love Stiles train'. Again, another topic for discussion later on. I definitely glad Scott (and Liam too) was the first one to see Stiles upon returning, I was glad of little past nods and I'm glad the winter finale ended the way the series started all those years ago; together.

Now I'll be the first one to throw my hands up and say 'yes, I was excited for some Stydia this season' or 'yeah they could be pretty cute together'. From the teasers and trailers, I was potentially looking forward to saying 'yes, he got the girl.' But something changed, I wasn't greeted with tiny little nods to a potential relationship, instead I received a disgusting, trashy love story that didn't really exist up until this point and it was constantly pushed down my throat every single episode. I feel like, writers gave into fan demands (and is what often kills shows by the way) and gave us this unnatural relationship. I found it uncomfortable to watch, I found the kiss last night uncomfortable to watch, when they were trying to bring Stiles back was uncomfortable to watch. I found myself grimacing and often throwing my phone down when I watched an episode. I my opinion, their relationship has been established on nothing. Lydia who blanked Stiles from the very beginning, Stiles' - can we say light stalking? - from early on and a teenage desire to want someone. Yes, Stiles was the one to know how clever Lydia was, yes they had that kiss in the locker room but that was never touched on again that season, nor much in 4 from what I recall. It was picked up again around the end of season 5 but then bang, smack, wallop - they may as well have matching tattoos and a shared freaking Facebook account by 6. It was far too much this season and far what the season depended on to get its viewers. It made me feel Lydia, who has definitely grown over the seasons and felt stronger, like she was simply the damsel in distress and who physically couldn't cope because Stiles wasn't there - a trait far from the Lydia I know and love.

I was also very miffed at the way they dealed with Stalia. It wasn't well handled last season and was almost if not entirely forgotten that they actually had a relationship over this season. I believe it was left simply as a relationship that fizzled out and now we won't say more about it. Okay, I get that that happens in real life - hey I've never had a relationship where I've felt connected to the other but for these two, it just didn't give me justice. That relationship was the first for both of them so it was going to be important right? Relationships end, I get that but those two had a connection. It was simply left at 'I think we broke up' and that was that. No questions asked, let's move along. If it was me, I'd like to of seen the relationship dissolve with an actual break up - therefore at least giving them closure to move on. Instead, it was another wishy washy storyline left to fizzle out.

I don't know about you, but have the stories felt like they lacked that wow factor after season 3? Season 4 was okay at first, I enjoyed it more after a second viewing. I struggled to get through season 5 - bland storyline, too many characters, too many side quests to watch and again, haven't liked this season either. Now either I'm getting old, critical and becoming Stan Marsh (You're Getting Old) or the writing is just getting lower in quality. This season felt incredibly rushed, and yes I guess it's down to Dylan's accident on the Maze Runner set - so things needed to be changed and so on but it became repetitive, drawn out and lacking in enjoyment. The writers have a lot to think about now, after all this season was riddled with plot holes and continuity errors and basically forgetting basic canon plot and details from older episodes - lazy lazy writing. I definitely haven't been wowed, I mean there's still as chance to in the summer but I just can't see this series ending with the wow factor anymore which is sad to say.

But like I said, I feel betrayed - almost robbed of a perfect ending to what once was a fantastic series. Of course I know this isn't going to change, what's done is done but I feel they owed it to the fans to put out their best. I can keep going, I really can but I feel I've already said too much.

#ooc #long text post #anti tw #anti teen wolf #negativity #anti stydia #anti a lot of things #i feel so sad about this season

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